Upcoming Events

Cocktails & Screams
Oct
1
to Oct 31

Cocktails & Screams

All month long, Killnero will transform into a world of fright and delight for your earthly pleasure and spiritous satisfaction. Join us for spooktacular specials, frightful nights, wigs, and glimpses into the world of the occult. The fun will culminate with Edmonds’ infamous Trick or Treat Halloween on October 31 and a Zombie Crawl Nov 1!

Read on for the devilish details…

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Charm Readings with Dee of Soularium
Oct
11

Charm Readings with Dee of Soularium

Embrace the magic of Halloween by pairing your expertly crafted potion with personalized Empowerment Charm Readings by Dee of Soularium Healing! Allow Dee, a Spiritual Wellness Guide, Healer, and Clairvoyant, to guide you through the mystical realm of your deepest questions, providing insightful answers that ignite personal growth and positive change. Unearth your inner wisdom, confront challenges with courage, and chart a course to a brighter future.

Charm Readings: $40 for 15 minutes

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Industry Night
Oct
20

Industry Night

We love our industry peeps! So let’s get a little wild and crazy together with half off wells and house cocktails and $6 shots of fernet. We’ll be open until midnight to give you plenty of time to roll on over after your shift.

We’re hosting industry night every month on the third Monday. Bring us your MAST or Food Handler permit so we know you’re legit, and ask us about our flash tattoo sheet!

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Charm Readings with Dee of Soularium
Oct
25

Charm Readings with Dee of Soularium

Embrace the magic of Halloween by pairing your expertly crafted potion with personalized Empowerment Charm Readings by Dee of Soularium Healing! Allow Dee, a Spiritual Wellness Guide, Healer, and Clairvoyant, to guide you through the mystical realm of your deepest questions, providing insightful answers that ignite personal growth and positive change. Unearth your inner wisdom, confront challenges with courage, and chart a course to a brighter future.

Charm Readings: $40 for 15 minutes

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Fiber Arts Club
Oct
28

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Battle of the Bars: Zombie
Oct
30
to Nov 2

Battle of the Bars: Zombie

Kelnero is throwing down with Vinbero and our friends at Calypso to shake up the most delicious Zombie cocktails you’ve never tasted. Taste them all and enter your vote at any location to be entered into a raffle to win a fun prize!

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Zombie Crawl
Nov
1

Zombie Crawl

What’s the best way to enjoy all participating bars’ Zombie cocktails for this month’s Battle of the Bars? Why, get dressed up as a zombie and crawl from spot to spot to drink your brains out! Taste zombies from Kelnero, Vinbero, and our friends at Calypso, and vote for your favorite for a chance to win a fun prize!

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Highland Park Tasting
Nov
8

Highland Park Tasting

We are pulling out all the stops for our Scotch lovers with this exploration of one of our favorite distilleries, Highland Park! Join us and Brand Ambassador Jamie Buckman as we learn about and savor the delicate flavors of this Orkney Island whiskey. We will start with an Orkney Old Fashioned, then sip on Highland Park's 12 year, 15 year, 18 year, 21 year, and top it off with the crown jewel 25 year. Additional tastes of the Cask Strength and the exceptionally rare The Dark 17 year will be available for purchase at a heavily discounted price to all tasting participants. Light food pairing will be provided, and we will share as much information as we can possibly squeeze into our time.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $200. Reserve your spot here.

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Industry Night
Nov
17

Industry Night

We love our industry peeps! So let’s get a little wild and crazy together with half off wells and house cocktails and $6 shots of fernet. We’ll be open until midnight to give you plenty of time to roll on over after your shift.

We’re hosting industry night every month on the third Monday. Bring us your MAST or Food Handler permit so we know you’re legit, and ask us about our flash tattoo sheet!

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Fiber Arts Club
Nov
18

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Battle of the Bars: Paper Plane
Nov
20
to Nov 23

Battle of the Bars: Paper Plane

Vinbero is taking on Kelnero for a modern classic cocktail showdown. We’re whipping up creative new versions of this British gin-based liqueur classic, so come on down to taste them both and vote on your favorite! All participants will be entered into a raffle to win a fun prize, and a portion of every drink sold is donated to a rotating charitable organization.

This month’s beneficiary organization TBD.

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Industry Night
Dec
15

Industry Night

We love our industry peeps! So let’s get a little wild and crazy together with half off wells and house cocktails and $6 shots of fernet. We’ll be open until midnight to give you plenty of time to roll on over after your shift.

We’re hosting industry night every month on the third Monday. Bring us your MAST or Food Handler permit so we know you’re legit, and ask us about our flash tattoo sheet!

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Fiber Arts Club
Dec
23

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Rye Tasting
Oct
4

Rye Tasting

Bold flavors, spice, and and whispers of sweet vanilla, oak, and fruit. We never get tired of the flavors of rye whiskey, so come sample some of our favorites: Pikesville, Angel's Envy, Willet 7 Year Little Wing, Michter's 10 Year, Lock Stock & Barrel 20 Year (this is a different expression of LS&B than we have had at previous tastings!). We will provide light bites and lots of fun facts.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $165. Tasting is Saturday, October 4, at 2 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Battle of the Bars: Pimm’s Cup
Sep
25
to Sep 28

Battle of the Bars: Pimm’s Cup

Vinbero is taking on Kelnero for a modern classic cocktail showdown. We’re whipping up creative new versions of this British gin-based liqueur classic, so come on down to taste them both and vote on your favorite! All participants will be entered into a raffle to win a fun prize, and a portion of every drink sold is donated to a rotating charitable organization.

This month’s beneficiary organization TBD.

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Fiber Arts Club
Sep
23

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Industry Night
Sep
15

Industry Night

We love our industry peeps! So let’s get a little wild and crazy together with half off wells and house cocktails and $6 shots of fernet. We’ll be open until midnight to give you plenty of time to roll on over after your shift.

We’re hosting industry night every month on the third Monday. Bring us your MAST or Food Handler permit so we know you’re legit, and ask us about our flash tattoo sheet!

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Single Barrel Bourbon Tasting
Sep
13

Single Barrel Bourbon Tasting

Bourbon lovers, here's one for you! Single Barrel bourbons we love, featuring Weller, Henry McKenna, Blanton's, Frank August 2024 6.8 Year, and Willet 11 Year Castle Made of Sand. As always, we will provide backstories, trivia, guidance, and nibbles.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $145. Tasting is Saturday, September 13, at 2 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Rum Tasting
Aug
30

Rum Tasting

Rum is fun, makes us think of being on a tropical beach, and has elevated into one of the most respected spirit categories in the world. So let’s drink some! We’ll kick off the afternoon with a daiquiri, then taste Boukman, Centenario 20 Year, Planteray Barbados 10 Year Oloroso Cask Finish, Mocambo 20 Year, and Black Tot Master Blender's Reserve 2022. Nibbles and knowledge included.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $125. Tasting is Saturday, August 30, at 2 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Battle of the Bars: Swizzle
Aug
28
to Aug 31

Battle of the Bars: Swizzle

Vinbero is taking on Kelnero for a modern classic cocktail showdown. We’re whipping up creative new versions of this rum classic, so come on down to taste them both and vote on your favorite! All participants will be entered into a raffle to win a fun prize, and a portion of every drink sold is donated to a rotating charitable organization.

This month’s beneficiary organization TBD.

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Fiber Arts Club
Aug
26

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Distiller's Night with Scratch
Aug
25

Distiller's Night with Scratch

We are hosting one of our favorite distilleries for a special pop-up at Kelnero! Come taste some of Edmonds’ very own Scratch Distillery’s newest spirits, original favorites, and cocktail specials. Scratch Distillers will be on site to answer questions and talk story about some of our favorite juice.

Scratch Distillery opened in 2015 with the mission of creating gin from scratch with premium, locally-sourced, sustainably made ingredients. Distiller Kim Karrick has steadily expanded the distillery’s offerings alongside husband Bryan, and now offers a range of spirits including whiskey, rum, and liqueurs, all made with the same care and ethical backbone as the very first batch. Come meet these incredible humans, and taste the spirits they have poured their hearts into for a decade.

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Industry Night
Aug
18

Industry Night

We love our industry peeps! So let’s get a little wild and crazy together with half off wells and house cocktails and $6 shots of fernet. We’ll be open until midnight to give you plenty of time to roll on over after your shift.

We’re hosting industry night every month on the third Monday. Bring us your MAST or Food Handler permit so we know you’re legit, and ask us about our flash tattoo sheet!

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Half-Assed Half Birthday
Aug
13
to Aug 18

Half-Assed Half Birthday

Our six and a halfth birthday is just around the corner, so we are gearing up for our infamous annual tradition of celebrating our Half-Assed Half Birthday! Explore Kelnero in its full dressed down glory as we become a dive bar for a day, then continue to revel in our torn jeans, janky tees, and assless chaps through the weekend.

Look forward to food and drink specials that fully embrace a half-assed approach to life, celebrated in true Kelnero fashion. Think Green Tea shots, Porn Stars, plastic drinkware (EGAD), and more shenanigans.

New this year: scratch tickets with prizes and discounts, and TWO tattoo pop-ups in collaboration with our friendly neighbors over at Main St. Tattoo! Show up early on Wednesday, August 13 (our actual half birthday), and Monday, August 18 (Industry Night), to get access to a custom Kelnero flash sheet and secure your spot in line.

No reservations, come as you are, half-assed attire encouraged but not necessary. Cheers b*#&%^s.

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Aged Tequila Tasting
Aug
2

Aged Tequila Tasting

There are few things more summery than a frosty, crisp margarita, so to celebrate the sunniest month of the year we decided to take a wander through the wonderful world of agave with a tasting of some of our favorite aged expressions. We will start off with (obviously) a margarita, then taste G4 Reposado, Fortaleza Reposado, Tears of Llorona Extra Anejo, Código 1530 Anejo, and 123 Diablito Extra Anejo. Snacks and fun facts included.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $150. Tasting is Saturday, August 2, at 2 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Mrs. Roper Romp
Aug
1

Mrs. Roper Romp

We will be participating in Edmonds’ Third Annual Mrs. Roper Pub Crawl! Stop by anytime on Friday, August 1, to taste the tantalizing Après Morte: Sidetrack Lemon Verbena, lemon, simple, cherry bark vanilla bitters, bubbles, and topped with a gentle spritz of absinthe. Don your caftans and curls to join the rest of the Helens starting at 5 pm!

Find more information and get a (free!) ticket here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/3rd-annual-mrs-roper-pub-crawl-edmonds-2025-tickets-1404487603229?aff=oddtdtcreator. This event is a fundraiser event for WKIT and YWCA.

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Fiber Arts Club
Jul
22

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Industry Night
Jul
21

Industry Night

We love our industry peeps! So let’s get a little wild and crazy together with half off wells and house cocktails and $5 shots of fernet. We’ll be open until midnight to give you plenty of time to roll on over after your shift.

We’re hosting industry night every month on the third Monday. Bring us your MAST or Food Handler permit so we know you’re legit!

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Battle of the Bars: Three Dots and a Dash
Jul
17
to Jul 20

Battle of the Bars: Three Dots and a Dash

*** UPDATE: This event has been reschedule to July 17 - 20 to accommodate Vinbero’s Supper Club Special Feature with Chef Ramon Shiloh.

Vinbero is taking on Kelnero for a modern classic cocktail showdown. We’re whipping up creative new versions of this rum classic, so come on down to taste them both and vote on your favorite! All participants will be entered into a raffle to win a fun prize, and a portion of every drink sold is donated to a rotating charitable organization.

This month’s beneficiary organization TBD.

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Japanese Whiskey Tasting
Jul
12

Japanese Whiskey Tasting

This is quite possibly our most-requested tasting category, and we are excited to deliver yet another doozy of a lineup! Start off with a classic Japanese whiskey highball, then let your palate dissolve into the blissful Hibiki Harmony, Nikka From The Barrel, Kaiyo Peated, Yamazaki 12 Year, and Hakushu 18 Year 100th Anniversary Edition. Light yet delightful bites and quality time included.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $225. Tasting begins Saturday, July 12, at 2 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Battle of the Bars: Paloma
Jun
26
to Jun 29

Battle of the Bars: Paloma

Kelnero is taking on Vinbero for a modern classic cocktail showdown. This refreshing tequila tipple is a great way to cool down, so come on down to taste them both and vote on your favorite! All participants will be entered into a raffle to win a fun prize, and a portion of every drink sold is donated to a rotating charitable organization.

This month’s BOTB will benefit Caravan Kebab to help them reopen after a car crashed into their restaurant.

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Fiber Arts Club
Jun
24

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Bruichladdich Tasting
Jun
21

Bruichladdich Tasting

Bruichladdich is one of our favorite distilleries, producing consistently excellent and groundbreaking spirits while upholding an exceptional company ethos. We will taste through a complex array of Islay Scotch selections alongside Brand Ambassador Devin Vilardi, an expert in all things whiskey, especially Bruichladdic. We will dip our toes in with a Classic Laddie cocktail, then taste through the Barley Single Malt 2014, Port Charlotte Islay Barley 2014, Port Heavily Peated Charlotte 18 Year, Octomore 15.1, and the 18 Year.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $150. Reserve your spot here.

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Exploration of Speyside
May
31

Exploration of Speyside

We are nerding out on Speyside Scotch and you're invited to come along for the ride! Great for both seasoned Scotch drinkers and newbs to the category. We will start things off with a Bladnoch Old Fashioned before dipping our noses and tastebuds into Macallan 12 Year Double Cask, Glenfiddich 14 Year Bourbon Cask Finish, Glenlivet Enigma, Balvenie 14 Year Caribbean Cask, and Pittyvaich 30 Year Cask Strength. Light bites and charming dialogue included.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $170. Tasting is Saturday, May 31, at 3 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Battle of the Bars: Sex on the Beach
May
29
to Jun 1

Battle of the Bars: Sex on the Beach

We’re taking on Vinbero and our friends at Machiavelli for a little ménage à trois with Sex on the Beach! Come on down to get all these yummy takes on a modern vodka classic in your mouth to taste and enjoy, and vote on your favorite. All participants that visit every location will be entered into a raffle to win a fun prize, and a portion of every drink sold is donated to a rotating charitable organization.

This month’s BOTB is supporting the staff of Stampede Cocktail Club while they are closed for a plumbing disaster.

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Fiber Arts Club
May
27

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Spirit Free Flight
May
10

Spirit Free Flight

With all the new alcohol-free spirits hitting the market these days, it can be overwhelming to figure out what satisfies your palate, and how on earth to use it in a spirit-free cocktail. Join us as we explore five of our favorite NA spirits and three of our most popular alcohol-free cocktails to help you decide what you want to buy, and elevate your home NA drinking game. Tastes will include Seedlip Garden, Giffard Elderflower, Free Spirits Spirit of Tequila, Giffard Aperitif Sirop, and The Pathfinder. Beverages include Kelnero's signatures Squeeze the Day, Wildflower, and Flightless Jungle Bird.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $75. Tasting is Saturday, May 10, at 3 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Fiber Arts Club
Apr
22

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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Gin Tasting
Apr
19

Gin Tasting

Interested in elevating your gin game, or diving into the spirit category to expand your knowledge and just generally sound like you know what you're talking about? We will be starting off the tasting with a light Roku cocktail then delving deep into Hapusa, St. George Terroir, a barrel-finished gin TBD, Komasa, and the coveted Nolet's Reserve. Fun facts and light bites will be provided.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $140. Tasting is Saturday, April 19, at 3 pm. Reserve your spot here.

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Fiber Arts Club
Mar
25

Fiber Arts Club

Our favorite fiber artists gather every month at Kelnero. Bring a project, settle in, and enjoy a lovely evening doing what you do around others who do the same.

Meet casually, the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6 pm in the Sunset Room. No reservations.

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George T. Stagg Vertical
Mar
22

George T. Stagg Vertical

Part of Buffalo Trace's coveted Antique Selection, we will compare three unique releases of George T. Stagg side by side. These bottles were made with the same grain makeup and aged identically, so we will get to see the incredible influence that barrel aging has on bourbon as we explore the marked difference in flavor between releases. This tasting is for all lovers of fine and rare bourbon, or anyone who wants to explore the flavor nuances of the category.

Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price, which is TBD. Reserve your spot here.

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